Well, what a depressing start to the ADM Election over on the Tease and Denial Queens. There are five women running in the Primary and so far I'm in dead last. Last time I did well, winning the Primary but I lost a relatively close election to Keena in the General. Now this time it seems the voters have soured on me again and it looks like I'll have to wait three more long months once again for another chance. I have yet to vote for myself. I'm waiting to see how things go. Come the last day, if I am too far out of it I'll cast my vote for Miss Melanie. Hopefully though I can get back in this.
I dread this coming Saturday. I have to go back to Bonita's to pick up all the dog shit that has accumulated since I was released from there. Sadly, it has been arranged that this will be my job to do every two to three weeks. I just pray I can go do the job and get out of there without Bonita or Olga keeping me longer than I have to be there. But I doubt I'll get that lucky.
I know I didn't comment much on my month long stay at Bonita's but she did a pretty good job of doing it herself on the other blog. I will say that it was the most humbling experience of my life having to wear and use diapers for the entire month. I could have absolutely died when they took me to the grocery store and stayed way behind me as I pushed the cart with a dirty diaper. It was obvious everyone who walked any where near me knew but I tried to not look at anyone.
The days Bonita slipped laxatives in my food without me knowing it were the worst. Needless to say the diapers were filled up in a hurry. But that still does not compare to when she would put ipecac in with my food. I would never know when she did it because the food tasted so horrible already, I didn't even notice the ipecac. My only warning would be about a minute or so of nausea about a half hour after a meal followed by sudden and violent vomiting. With ipecac, you throw up until there's literally nothing left to come up except bile. I HATE Ipecac and I wish she'd run out since it's almost impossible to buy any more but I know she has many more bottles.
Out of everything though, the teasing was the most unbearable. Those two witches were relentless. I must have been taken to the brink of orgasm a few hundred times during my stay but not once did they let me go over. I could never be so heartless to someone. I don't know how much teasing one clit can take. I'm to the point where I'd literally do anything and I mean anything for an orgasm.
Well, it won't be long before all of us California girls get radiation poison from the nuclear fallout in Japan. At least if you listen to the libs. They'll use any excuse or crisis to make their case against nuclear energy. Even though I've always been one of the world's biggest hypochondriacs ever, I have zero worries about the radiation reaching us over 5,000 miles away. And if it does, it does. Nothing we can do about it.
This is not to take anything away from the horrific tragedy in Japan though. Watching clips of that tsunami is really sad and depressing. I can't even imagine. It's during times like this that I'm actually grateful for living in Central California. While it's true we don't get the cold or snowy weather I long for, we also don't have to worry about tornadoes or earthquakes either. Since I was a kid, we have had one small tornado blow through and even during the huge earthquakes in SF in 89 or in LA in 94, I never felt a thing. We are too far from those places to be affected. I know some people who claim they felt it here but I didn't. And as far as flooding or excessive cold goes, it never happens. We just have terrible heat a few months out of the year.
Alright, I took 3 Advil PM before I got started doing this post and my eyes are getting incredibly heavy. I'll be sound asleep in about 10-15 mins, so here are some celeb foot photos. And regarding Nonsequitur's despicable email to me this afternoon, NO, I will not send you a stool sample and please stop asking.
Susan
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| Tori Spelling |
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| Uma Thurman |
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| Natalie Portman |
