SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL GIRL: Celeb Feet 1/8

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Celeb Feet 1/8

Hello and welcome to the first update of 2011 on this blog. Above, you see one of this country's greatest moments in it's history. This past Wednesday, the most despicable human being to ever step foot on US soil was removed from power. Here you see the honorable John Boehner removing the gavel from the cold, wrinkled hands of Nancy Pelosi. For the first time in four years, the United States has a real Speaker of the House and Barack Obama's days of reckless, radical, liberalism have ended. His agenda is dead on arrival in the House of Reps. Praise God.

Some of you from the TDQ blog might remember that about nine months ago, Joyce Marie was caught having sex with a large male Rottweiler. It wasn't long after that that Joyce disappeared from all of the blogs. We all wondered what had happened. Well, now I can tell you.

I received an email from Joyce this morning saying that she has been pregnant and just yesterday finally delivered. She also sent me a picture of the new borns...

I wish I could tell you how or why this happened but even the best medical experts have no explanation. Nevertheless, Joyce Marie is the proud mother of five little Rottweiler puppies. She said she loves them all very much and will be the best mother possible.

I stepped on the scale this morning and was very pleased. Since I have been with Mistress Jen, I have lost 18 lbs. I'm about 7-10 more lbs. away from my goal of 135. In the mean time however, I must use my human pig avatar that Chivonn chose for me. I hate it but it is a great motivator to lose those extra pounds. And I'm sure Chivonn only has my best interest at heart. Right Chivonn?

As the days go by, I am more and more pissed off and disgusted by my cheap ass New York Yankees. Since missing out on Cliff Lee early this offseason, the Yankees have pretty much folded the tent. There was and continues to be plenty of good players out there that would really help but the word from the Yankees continues to be that they are looking for cheaper solutions.

Huh? The New York fucking Yankees are looking for the cheapest players out there? What the hell are we the Oakland A's or Kansas City Royals? Brian Cashman is and always has been a piss poor General Manager and needs to be released of his duties ASAP. Red Sox GM, Theo Epstein continues to take Cashman to the wood house at every possible turn.

I've finally updated to the latest possible version of Firefox after fighting it for the past year or so. Firefox 2 would no longer work at all for me so I figured it was time. It's not perfect and I still liked FF2 better but it still kicks the shit out of Internet Explorer.

Now for the update that Nonsequitur has been waiting so patiently for.