Sunday 9 August 2009

2nd Saturday update!



Hello,

I just had a nice chat with my old friend Butrfly in the chat room at Tantalism. I'm hoping she'll join the new T&D Queens site.

We learned earlier today that Nonsequitur was arrested late last night for picking up a prostitute. The prostitute wound up being an under cover police officer. When they searched Non's car, they found several loaded guns as well as several pictures of Tennessee Titans players as well as pictures of Kurt Warner. Police also discovered the phrase "One fucking more yard" carved into the dashboard of Non's 1976 Lincoln Continental. He was released from jail early this morning and faces 10 days in jail. When reporters asked Non a question when he was leaving the jail, he barked back "I hate the fucking Rams"! What Non does not realize is that I'M a Ram's fan and his act is growing old. Memo to Non. I know you are still bitter and think the Rams were simply "lucky" but get over it already. As Jim Rome would say, "Scoreboard". And the scoreboard still reads Rams 23 - Titans 16.

As for Joyce Marie, she has gone an entire week without trouble from the law. In her adult life, this is a record. As for me, I have gone the past three hours with no tingling sensations, dizziness, aches, pains, blurred vision, numbness or muscle tremors. Also a record for me. As for Obama, he/it hasn't raised any taxes in the last ten minutes, DEFINITELY a record for him/it.

Take a look at some celeb feet!

Andrea

1. Beyonce Knowles (singer)
2. Halle Berry (actress)
3. Glenn Close (porn star)
4. Emma Bunton (daughter of Lauren)
5. Avril Lavigne (skateboarder)
6. Sarah Michelle Gellar (actress who is currently pregnant with Dariusz's baby)