Celeb feet update 2/27/10

Hello,

The day started out so wonderful but has turned ugly in a hurry.  It rained hard all night last night and was still pouring this morning.  It was exciting to lay in bed for a couple hours and listen to the rain hit the roof. 

Susan and I then went to the grocery store and it was still sprinkling and very cloudy and windy.  As I said though, it's turned ugly quickly.  As I type this, the fucking sun is out in full force and it's depressing to say the least.  I think when I'm done with this post I'll head into the bed room where it's nice and dark and take a long nap.  Susan is already doing so.

Though it was raining this morning while we were at the store, it wasn't very cold and the women were already out wearing flip flops, which of course is the only positive thing about the summer months.  It was nice to see.  There was one young girl that kind of looked like Susan with some black flip flops on with very pink soles.  I just "happened" to wind up behind her on several aisles.  :P

I was glad to see that there are now official rules for ADM elections on the Tease and Denial Queens.  Bonita asked Mistress Debra to draw some up at the urging of Joyce Marie.  She did a great job as only Debra could do.

But one thing is very worrisome to me.  After Joyce encouraged Debra to run for ADM, Debra actually said she might do so.  With an old, lazy sitting ADM and with the prospects of Miss Melanie, Keena and maybe even Susan not running this time, I have very very high hopes of finally winning the ADM position for myself. 

But with Debra in the picture my hopes have taken a major hit.  I know Kirstie, Jen and Shannon all are running and they all present a challenge for me but if Debra decides to run and takes it serious, she poses quite the obstacle for me.  I pray she doesn't run because I truly feel I'm the best qualified woman for the job and I'm obsessed with winning. 

I wasn't going to start campaigning for the job for another 10-14 days but Nonsequitur emailed me a few days ago urging me to do so.  The lack of election talk lately has drove him crazy and he can't wait for it to begin.  He has also promised me that he'll vote for me this time even if Susan runs.  His exact words were "I'm sick of Susan and her stupid, juvenile rants.  I want a mature woman like you to run the blog Mistress Andrea and besides I want to sniff your feet and suck your toes more than any of the other girls".   Who can blame him, my feet are fucking hot!

Besides this young, horny Mistress there are other women who also have hot feet.  Let's take a look at a few of them, along with my new campaign avatar!

Andrea

Alyssa Milano

Dita Von Teese

Carrie Underwood

Hillary Duff

Minka Kelly

Sky Angel Vol.126 – Nao Kojima

Free Download Link

No more moderates please!

I hate it

I'm on record that I can't stand this fucking new computer.  I've been fucking with it for hours and I don't like it.  At this moment it doesn't appear that any of our pictures will be restored and about half of our videos can't be restored with fucking Carbonite like advertised.  I'm fucking pissed. 

I very well might take the old computer into the shop and have a new hard drive put in it and use it for my own personal computer.  If it can't be fixed or if I lose all my pictures, I'll be finished with any further updates.  I've spent the last few years saving over 10,000 pictures and at least a hundred movies and I will not start over under any circumstance.

And newer doesn't mean better either.  I've already had to close the Firefox browser at least ten times because of it getting a frozen screen and seeing the message at the top of the fucking page that says (not responding) next to the site I try to access.  This chair might have been the best $100 ever spent but this computer so far is the WORST $1000 ever spent.  I HATE THIS SON OF A BITCH.  Oh and reeeeeeaaallllllllllll nice week on the T&D Queens.  Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn.

Stunning news

Susan and I have received stunning and heart breaking news tonight.  While standing on a street corner in Memphis with a "Fred Thompson for President 2012" sign Friday afternoon, a group of middle eastern men grabbed Nonsequitur and threw him into a van.

Like most camel jockeys, these thugs were connected to Al Queda.  As anyone with a brain knows, a Conservative Republican is the last thing terrorists want in the White House and Nonsequitur payed a heavy price for his support of Fred Thompson.

The price he payed was his life.  An hour after abducting Nonsequitur, Al Queda put out this photo of Nonsequitur on Al Jazeera TV.

Perhaps the bars and fancy restaurants in the Greater Memphis area are now a safer place without Nonsequitur frequently erupting about the Titans loss to the "lucky" Rams in the Super Bowl all those years ago but this blog will certainly be a lonlier place without him.  Thoughts and prayers with his family, friends and harem.

Andrea   :-(

A new love

Hello,

While I was at the grocery store this past weekend, I saw something I've never seen before so I bought them.  Banana Cremewiches!  They're just like the vanilla ones only with banana flavoring.  Last night after my long update I got a sweet tooth so I poured about 30 or so of these in a bowl and poured milk over them.

I let them get nice and soggy and then ate the whole bowl.  OMG!  They were so good.  Now today I'm home for lunch and I've eaten 8 more by themselves.  These things are truly heavenly.  I like anything banana.  Nestle Quick used to have banana powder to make banana milk with and that was the all time best.  Naturally they discontinued it.  Doesn't everything good get discontinued?

One person who loves banana stuff even more than me is Susan.  That's too bad because I have put her on a diet.  She can eat whatever food she wants for breakfast, lunch and dinner but in strict moderation.  She's required to check with me before she eats any meal so I can tell her how much I want her to eat.

But there's one exception to this diet.  No sweets whatsoever.  No desserts, no snacks and no soda, not even diet.  The only thing she can drink is water.  She was very envious last night when I was eating my banana cremewiches.  She begged me for just one bite.  Instead I let her have just one sniff instead.  To make her for jealous, I washed this tasty dessert down with an ice cold Cherry Crush.  mmm, mmm, mmm! 

Starting in late April, I'll start having nice big orgasms right in front of her to make her even more jealous.  And after I win the ADM election in March and NOT make her an assistant like she did to me, she'll be envious out of her mind.  My cruelty knows no bounds.

I was going to post some more pics for Dariusz to ejaculate to but I need to be back at work in 23 minutes. : (  Maybe tonight I'll do another update, possibly on the AltimaAndrea blog on Xanga.

Andrea

Night time update

 

April 24th 2009.  This is when I last had an orgasm.  I was going to end my denial on January 1st but then "Cruel" Nonsequitur (he's a pussycat) talked me into going a little longer.  If it were up to him I'd never cum again and be in a constant state of absolute horniness.

I have vowed to make it an entire year since I made Susan do that before.  Actually it was Erin who made her do it but I went along with it.  And of course I felt so sorry for Susan every step of the way and made sure to never tease her too much to make it unbearable for her. :P

So I've still got an entire two and a half months left.  That seems like two and a half eternities at this point.  Nevertheless I'm most confident that I'll make it.  In fact, I guarantee it.  I haven't gone this far to fail now.   If I do fail, I promise not to win the next ADM election.

I've been making it tough on myself lately by edging with Susan's Wahl Vibrator quite often.  All of you girls can talk about the Hitatchi's all you want but my favorite is the Wahl.  The low speed is so heavenly and I love how quiet it is.  Besides, what the hell does Susan need a vibrator for anyway, for looks?  It's not like she's allowed to use them.

My pussy is getting quite wet right now just thinking about that vibrator.  And later in this post I'll post a few pictures of barefoot celebs that will cause further moisture to develop between my legs.  If Dariusz was here I'd rip off my panties and shove them in his mouth, even though he'd rather chew on Bonita's.  Right Dariusz?

Speaking of Bonita, it's true she is the new ADM.  If you aren't part of the T&D Queens, there was some controversy over the weekend.  Staci retook the blog, then made a completely asinine post in which she put Susan on probation and suspended Miss Melanie for 3 months and banned her from any future ADM elections.  Joyce Marie then threatened to leave the blog and told Staci she'd spend the rest of her life tracking her down in order to decapitate her for what she did to Melanie.

Then quickly after, many other blog members threatened to leave unless Staci left and to my shock she did.  She admitted the only reason the ever joined the blog was to fuck Miss Melanie over because of a long standing feud between them.  The whole ordeal was something else and if Mongojerry2 was part of the blog he would have lectured them all on political correctness and then his wife would make a subsequent post accusing us all of being a bunch of men pretending to be women. 

As Staci's last act as ADM she granted ADM rights to none other than Bonita, saying she was the one who could keep everyone in line.  Then she removed herself from the blog, thankfully.  I thought Bonita would want nothing to do with running the blog since she's about 140 years old, so I quickly made my move and called her to ask her to make me the ADM on an interim basis. 

She said she'd think about it but within the hour I was shot down.  Instead she is going to keep it until further notice, possibly until the next election.  She named an outsider to assist her in running the blog and that is LA resident Chilly Jill.  So far the earth is still on it's axis and the blog is doing alright so I guess Bonita is doing OK.  I still stand by what I say, I'd be the best ADM the blog ever had.  I just hope to get the chance to prove it someday.

With all the talk of ADM elections and power struggles, Nonsequitur sent me an email saying he has been constantly "stroking his mule" as he put it while reading about all of this. "I truly want to fuck Bonita in the ass and deny her orgasm" said Nonsequitur in his final sentence of the email.  Yes, he's a strange dude. 

If Susan, Jen and I happen to be gone for a while it probably means our computer finally took a shit.  This fucking prick has been so fucked up lately it's not even funny.  I'm surprised Susan hasn't thrown the tower through the wall by now.  Aside from being insanely slow it totally freezes up at least ten times a day and has done so once already while making this post.  I think the hard drive is about to go.

If it does go, I intend on getting a new computer the same day so we shouldn't miss any time.  I've been brushing up with Carbonite the last few days making sure the passwords still work and that the subscription is up to date.  It looks like it should be relatively simple to transfer over all our stuff if this does indeed happen.  I'd hate to lose my female feet and bondage picture collection that is approaching 10,000.  I also have about a hundred clips4sale bondage movies.  But everything is backed up so I'm not stressing too much.  But with this Obama recession and his war on prosperity, buying a new computer is hardly what I want to do.

This was a long update wasn't it?  You can't say I leave much to the imagination when I post.  This is why I'd be the best ADM.  Now for reading such a long update I'll reward you with a celeb feet update.  Go ahead and blow your load now Limittest.  And by the way, the Celtics still suck!  LA all the WAY baby!

Allison Becker

Cameron Diaz

Charli Robinson

More of Charli Robinson

Famke Jansen

Hayley Evetts

Naomi Campbell

Pamela Anderson

Marion Jones

Christina Milian

An Andrea sighting

 

Good afternoon,

It's a nice cloudy and somewhat rainy day here today.  Susan is at work, and Jen and Shannon are out to who knows where.  So this bored, lonely slut is all by herself, still without the long awaited orgasm and with nothing to do.  I don't want to go anywhere because my car will get filthy because of the weather and there's nothing on TV.  Ever since Susan got promoted at work she has to work nearly every Saturday and that makes me unhappy.

Tomorrow is the Super Bowl and I have no interest in watching it.  Yes, the main reason is because of Super Hick himself, P Manning but I have little interest in the Saints either.  I hope the Saints win but I'm certain the refs won't let that happen.  Like last year's abortion with the Steelers, I think this SB will also be marred with favorable calls to one team, the team in blue.  I have better things to do than watch crap like that.

I'm happy to report that my MS has been almost totally dormant lately.  I did recently have some really bad knee pain that lasted a couple days but it went away. I don't know if it was MS related or not. Everyday that I feel good is a total blessing that I'm grateful for.  I'm fully aware that it won't last and on any given day I could wake up with all kinds of problems.  But it's nice to feel good again.

My birthday is next Thursday.  I can't believe I'll already be 29!  I'm one year away from being 30.  My God, that's scary.  I can't imagine how old people like Susan, Nonsequitur and Limittest feel knowing they have one foot in the grave already.  Susan and Limittest are approaching 40 and Non is approaching 80.  Scary stuff. Can you believe Nonsequitur is older than Bonita?  Maybe that's why he likes that old looking frump on his header pic on his Cabbage Patch blog.  hehehe

I've started a new celeb feet rankings tournament like I do every year.  There were three rankings in January and so far Pam Anderson has been ranked number one each time and she's opened up an early sizable lead on second place Sandra Bullock.  But it's WAY too early to crown anyone champion.  I anticipate there will be several lead changes throughout the year, but for the immediate future, Pam will likely be sitting comfortably atop the rankings.

Well, fuck!  Since I started this post I now see the fucking sun is poking it's head out.  Not good.  I do need to wash our bed spread since Susan let's Pepper sleep with us at night so maybe a few hours of sun is ok.  I don't like throwing a king size bed spread in the dryer because it takes hours to dry.  So I normally hang it out on the patio if it's sunny.  Everyone tells me to just take it to the laundry mat.  Yeah, like I'm going to sit around a low life place like that for an hour.  Hot happening.

Susan mentioned she had an announcement to make but has yet to do so.  After the dust settled after I brought her home from Bonita's she started feeling guilty over some things.  She was relieved at first but now she thinks that she needs to fulfill the obligation to Bonita instead of changing plans in mid stream. She was afraid to come to me about this but did so anyway.

I told her I understood the way she felt and if that's what she wanted she could do so.  But I also told her I will enforce it and not bail her out anymore.  I also had some concerns that the unthinkable might be happening, that Susan might be falling for Bonita.  She assured me this is totally not the case and that she's repulsed by her.  But she thinks if she doesn't fulfill the obligation to Bonita, she will lose credibility amongst the readers.

She's also going to give up her ADM spot on the Queens blog.  She's read enough comments about people being upset over Miss Melanie stealing the blog from Staci and giving it back to Susan and this bothers Susan a great deal.  She wants to be ADM so bad but she wants to win it fairly by winning an election.  I think this is the reason she wanted to share it three ways with Keena and Melanie because she didn't earn it for herself.  Even though Melanie said Susan could be the head ADM, Susan still felt like it was Melanie who was the real ADM.

Maybe it was because Melanie was the ADM for 9 months or maybe because it was she that took back the blog from Staci.  But whatever the case, Susan has grown uncomfortable with the whole situation and doesn't feel she should stay as an ADM unless she wins it outright.  She's also afraid her friends like Joyce, Lauren and Non will be upset with her for walking away from something she's wanted for so long.  So I hope you guys aren't.

I must admit I was a little pissed that when the take over occurred that I wasn't offered a spot as an ADM.  I've run every time and I'm one of the original members to the blog and also an original member of the whole female t&d movement on the Internet.  But after a while I also thought that unless I win it myself, there would be little satisfaction to being an ADM. 

Everyone knows Staci is the one who won and as much as Susan, Melanie or I hate the thought, she's the one who deserves to run it and run it as she pleases. I have to be honest, no matter what I do I'll probably never win an ADM election.  Susan still can though, but I certainly can't beat Staci, Keena, Melanie or even Susan.  I probably couldn't even beat Shannon, Jen or Bonita.  I know I can easily run the blog but for whatever reason the voters disagree. : (

So I'll just hang out and hope for a miracle someday.  I'll post if asked to and will continue to update here, the private blog and my Xanga blog which is in desperate need of attention. Though my name isn't currently listed on this blog, I'm still an ADM along with Jen.  Susan is not an ADM here and soon won't be anywhere. 

I've been having foot fantasies lately about Linda Cohn of ESPN.  I looked up her bio on Wikipedia and was shocked to learn that she's 50 years old.  She looks great for her age.  She's nice and curvy dresses sexy.  There are also rumors that she has six toes on each foot.  I say the more the merrier.  Just two more toes to suck on!  Sadly, there's almost nothing in the way of foot pictures of her out there.

Now on to the picture portion of this long and somewhat incoherent update.

Linda Cohn

Pamela Anderson

Björk

Drew Barrymore

Sandra Bullock