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Tuesday 19 January 2010

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I have gotten rid of the anonymous comments option on this blog.  I keep getting weird spam comments on two of the older posts.  I'm actually thinking of getting rid of the feedback option all together.  Only one person really is consistent at feedback and he knows he can always email me.

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Monday 18 January 2010

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Hello,

First of all, I guess I accidentally hit white for the text background color for the post below this.  Sorry.  I just wanted to make clear that the poll on this page regarding Susan's orgasm is not a poll to decide whether or not Susan cums this year.  It's simply a poll to see if you think she will do what she has to do to Bonita to earn her orgasm. 

Sunday update : 1/17/09



Hello,

I was going to play softball today but it was rained out.  We have an absolutely fabulous forecast for the next week or two.  Rain, wind, rain, wind.  I LOVE it.  It began raining a couple hours ago and as I'm posting this, it is really picking up.  I can hear it pounding the window outside the room I'm in.  It makes me horny.

Speaking of horny, I know nobody cares about me because I'm not as well liked as Susan, Jen, Miss Melanie, Joyce Marie, Lauren, Hollie, Kirstie, Debra, Keena or even Jody but one person did ask so the answer is no, I have not cum.  I'm seriously thinking of waiting until my year is up in a few months.  I'm actually considering this as a way of saying thanks to Nonsequitur for always reading and commenting on my blogs.  

You can imagine the sexual tension when Susan and I are laying in bed at night, both squirming with wet pussies.  I can at least rub mine when I want but she remains under constant chastity, this a ruling of Mistress Jen who didn't want the belt to come off on Jan. 1st as planned.  I can also change my mind and have an orgasm if I so choose but Susan doesn't have that option even if she wanted to. 

Susan went to Bonita's this morning to try to give her some orgasms.  She's been there all day so I'm guessing Bonita isn't letting her leave.  It is so funny to see Susan call Bonita and ask if she can come over.  One of the last places she'd ever go on her own but she has to ask. LOL

I went to Target and O'Briens Market this morning and spent nearly $400.  One thing I bought that I am already enjoying is a new mouse for this computer.  This one is NOT wireless like the other one.  This means no more fits of rage from Susan due to batteries dying.  Who'll ever forget last year when she got so pissed that the batteries died in the mouse that she rared back and threw the mouse against the wall as hard as she could, breaking it into pieces and making a hole in the wall? Yes, my girl has quite the temper but I still love her.  My next thing I'll get is a new keyboard that is not wireless.  But it can't be one with small keys, I hate those.

I watched one series of the Colts - Ravens game last night and turned it off.  As usual in a Colts game the fix was in.  If for some reason the Colts don't convert on 3rd down, mark my words the refs will throw some bullshit flag to extend the drive. "Yes Mr. Irsay and Mr. Polian, we know our instructions and are happy to oblige". Fuck the Colts and fuck that cock sucking hick QB.

I have no idea how she got our phone number but Joyce Marie called here today and asked me to send her a pair of my dirty socks for her to sniff while she masturbates.  The only time I wear socks is when I play softball but other than that I never do.  SO she'll have to wait.  She then asked if she could have a pair of Susan's dirty socks but I told her I didn't think she could handle the smell.  She then flew off the handle as Joyce sometimes does and barked at me "fuck you cunt"! and she hung up.  Weird. 

Jen and Shannon are at Shannon's today and who knows when Susan will be home. So I'm bored.  That means I'll make the rounds today and post an update on all three of my blogs.  Be looking for a very special update tomorrow on MLK Day.  And hell no, I will not have the day off nor should any right minded white person. The "holiday" absolutely needs to be abolished.  

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Sunday 17 January 2010

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Tonight Susan and I went for another massage around nine o' clock.  This is fast becoming our favorite thing to do.  She went for the 60 minute full body massage where they soak your feet in hot water and half the massage is in the chair and half on the table.  Tonight I chose the 60 minute Swedish - Deep tissue massage.

The place we go to is run by a bunch of Chinks that barely speak English but they are friendly and do a great job.  When I was diagnosed with MS, one of the things they told me to do is get regular massages to help keep my muscles loose. 

We both normally get our massage from women and tonight a woman did Susan but I got a man this time.  Susan told me after we left she was giggling during her whole massage because she thought I'd be pissed that a man was massaging me.  I was a little uneasy at first but I quickly learned that men have much stronger hands than women and this massage was great.  In fact I gave him a $10 tip.

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The deep tissue massage is where they really work out tension knots and stress unlike the massage Susan got which is more of a relaxing massage.  As I was getting this massage tonight I was thinking about Nonsequitur and Joyce Marie and how those two hot heads who are always getting arrested would benefit from stress relief like this.  In fact, I'd recommend it to anyone, especially women with lupus and fibromyalgia who always have muscle pain.  It has even helped Susan with her headaches that she thought was a brain tumor. 

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Saturday 16 January 2010

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Hi Dariusz,

Welcome back to civilization.  I did try to email you several months back and it didn't work.  I just assumed one of your extremely large women rolled over in the middle of the night and killed you.

As far as the T&D Queens go, there is always room for you there.  Go ahead and send me your email at MistressAndreaLovesTandD@gmail.com  This is not an invitation for others to start emailing me either unless you are Non, Joyce, Dariusz, Lauren, Limittest or a few others that know who they are.  

The announcement hasn't been made yet on the T&D Blog but I'll announce it here. Staci has been thrown out as ADM and along with her, her two assistants Shique and Bonita.  This all happened late last night and I knew it was going to happen a few hours before it did.  When Miss Melanie transfered control to Staci a couple weeks back, she gave ADM rights to Staci, plus Bonita and Shique who Staci had designated to be her assistants. 

But what Staci never caught on to is that Miss Melanie did relinquish her own ADM rights but she most cleverly gave Jody ADM rights just in case things got out of hand with Staci.  Well, yesterday Staci posted a picture of cat shit and suggested Melanie use it as her avatar and also announced she was going to change the ADM elections to just twice a year which was a blatant power grab.  So Miss Melanie did what she had to do and signed in with Jody's account and ousted the Staci regime. 

It doesn't end there.  She called us last night to tell us what she did and that she was going to give the blog back to Susan after all this time.  Susan was overwhelmed with joy and accepted but only if Melanie agreed to be her full partner.  They also said they will no longer have ADM elections and they also made Keena an ADM since she did an absolute fantastic job as ADM when she had it.  

So yes, you can join the blog!  In your honor, I have just popped open a Welch's Grape Soda.  We had a 12 pack in our fridge.  Welch's also has other soda flavors like Strawberry, Orange, Pineapple, Fruit Punch and Peach.  Fruit Punch is my favorite.  

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I haven't been real active as far as updates go lately.  I've tried to comment here and there because I get pissed when people never comment on stuff I do.  But I have felt mostly lazy as far as posting goes.  So let's change that today.

Twelve days into the new year and nothing but perfect health so far!  It's times like this that makes me most thankful for good health.  It's almost impossible to imagine that I have a terrible disease lurking in my body when I feel so good.  I've been walking and running a lot lately, playing softball a couple times a week and have even gained my starting second base job back.  Sometimes I don't start but pinch run at some point because I am rather fast on the base pads.  I love when the game is going on imagining how sweaty my feet are getting during the course of the game. 

I've also been getting weekly full body massages.  One hour for 26 bucks.  The
women are weird though, they actually soak and wash my feet before massaging them.  If this was my job and I had a good looking girl like me come in for a foot massage, I certainly would not wash them.  Instead I'd massage her feet... with my tongue.  :P

Nonsequitur sent me a scary email last night saying that I ever mentioned Kurt Warner or "Kurt Lucky Son of a Fucking Bitch Warner" as he put it, he would personally fly to California and kill me.  So I must ask, does mentioning this in this post qualify as mentioning Kurt Warner?  I guess if I wake up dead tomorrow I'll have my answer.  He's such an ogre. 

I have a question.  Why do we even need to keep playing NBA basketball?  The LA Lakers are so great they should just crown us NBA Champs for at least the next five years and save us all the money, travel and so forth.  Right Limittest?  By the way, the Celtics still suck.

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Friday 8 January 2010

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Two posts from me in the same day might be a record! I just wanted to announce that I am placing Susan in the "torture shoes" all weekend. We were all trying to get ready for work this morning and she got a pissy attitude with me. She accused me of taking too long with the blow dryer, then got all shitty saying I was hogging the mirror.

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I wasn't joking and I put them on her myself. If you are new here, the torture shoes are something Andrea rigged up to punish her years ago. Susan wears a size 7 and these shoes are very high heels and are 5 and 1/2. They're a very hard plastic type shoe with no give and they have an ankle buckle that Andrea fixed to lock with a small padlock.

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Wednesday 6 January 2010

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Andrea


 
 








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