Welcome back to civilization. I did try to email you several months back and it didn't work. I just assumed one of your extremely large women rolled over in the middle of the night and killed you.
As far as the T&D Queens go, there is always room for you there. Go ahead and send me your email at MistressAndreaLovesTandD@gmail.com This is not an invitation for others to start emailing me either unless you are Non, Joyce, Dariusz, Lauren, Limittest or a few others that know who they are.
The announcement hasn't been made yet on the T&D Blog but I'll announce it here. Staci has been thrown out as ADM and along with her, her two assistants Shique and Bonita. This all happened late last night and I knew it was going to happen a few hours before it did. When Miss Melanie transfered control to Staci a couple weeks back, she gave ADM rights to Staci, plus Bonita and Shique who Staci had designated to be her assistants.
But what Staci never caught on to is that Miss Melanie did relinquish her own ADM rights but she most cleverly gave Jody ADM rights just in case things got out of hand with Staci. Well, yesterday Staci posted a picture of cat shit and suggested Melanie use it as her avatar and also announced she was going to change the ADM elections to just twice a year which was a blatant power grab. So Miss Melanie did what she had to do and signed in with Jody's account and ousted the Staci regime.
It doesn't end there. She called us last night to tell us what she did and that she was going to give the blog back to Susan after all this time. Susan was overwhelmed with joy and accepted but only if Melanie agreed to be her full partner. They also said they will no longer have ADM elections and they also made Keena an ADM since she did an absolute fantastic job as ADM when she had it.
So yes, you can join the blog! In your honor, I have just popped open a Welch's Grape Soda. We had a 12 pack in our fridge. Welch's also has other soda flavors like Strawberry, Orange, Pineapple, Fruit Punch and Peach. Fruit Punch is my favorite.
Here's a few pictures for you and Nonsequitur to spank your little monkeys to. I look forward to hearing from you.
Andrea the Bitch
Nicole Richie
Marissa Tomei
Lisa Kudrow
Alyssa Milano
Simona (ex girlfriend and sex slave of Dariusz)
