Gotta type this post in blue. Dodger Blue that is!!!!! hahahahahaha
How predictable. When Clueless Joe Torre arrived in LA three seasons ago after being fired by the 27 Time World Champions, the Dodgers were full of young up and coming exciting stars. Eithier, Loney, Kemp, Kershaw, Billingsley, Broxton, etc., etc.
As was the case when the gutless turd arrived in New York the shelves were fully stocked for him and he rode it into the playoffs in his first two years in LA. But he didn't have the pros pros like Paul O'Neil, Tino Martinez, Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, Andy Pettite, Mariano Rivera, Bernie Williams, David Wells, David Cone and Scott Brosious. And in typical Joe Torre fashion, he got his ass kicked back to LA by the Phillies in both playoff runs.
Well here it is in year three and finally the once up and coming Dodgers have finally adapted Joe Torre's personality on the field. Yep, after tonight's SHUT OUT to the Padres, the Dodgers are 68-70. Stick a fork in these fuckers, they're finished.
When LA arrived in town in San Diego (The Whale's Vagina) the Padres had lost TEN fucking straight games. But in this series they SWEPT the hapless Dodgers three games to zero and the Dodgers scored a whole three runs in the series. How Joe Torre like. Gutless, lifeless, no character. How predictable.
What exactly is the excuse anyway, all the same guys are still there? What's happened is just what I said, this team has fully adapted the lifeless personality of their manager and boy does it show.
Joe was shown the door in New York because for the last five years of his reign, the team which had superior talent and an owner willing to spend whatever it took, sleep walked it's way through one regular season after another, under achieving every step of the way but always doing just enough to make the playoffs. Then once the playoffs rolled around the team was totally unprepared and totally outplayed in every aspect of the game, typically getting crushed in the first round and usually by the LA Angels.
It was absolutely no coincidence that the second year this dead head was gone, we cruised to the best record in baseball and easily won the World Series. And in year three without the ass clown we've somehow held on to the best record most of the year with significant injuries to Alex Rodriguez, Andy Pettite, Curtis Granderson and Jorge Posada. Plus a totally rotten year from AJ Burnett. But we've held on because we now have a manager that actually manages instead of yawning, picking his nose and sipping Aqua Fina all game long. Joe Girardi actually inspires. Check that, Jerry Girardi. As long as fucking idiot Red Sox fans continue to refer to TERRY Francona as TITO Francona then Joe is Jerry, which was his father's name. And while we're at it, Celtics coach Glenn "Doc" Rivers will now be referred to as Grady "Doc" Rivers which was Glenn's dad's name. Stupid and immature I know but you can point your finger at the fucking dick heads who still call Terry Francona "Tito" because they started it.
Honestly, this rant didn't start out intended to paste the Red Sox, but they're always an easy target. Actually this post didn't start off even intended to be a rant but my blood always starts to boil when I think of how Joe Torre cost the Yankees at least 3-4 World Series Titles from 2001 on. I'm just glad he's gone and fucking things up for the Dodgers.
Yeah, Andrea is all bummed out because the Dodgers are her team but I've hated those rotten bastards since I was a little girl. Actually I hate everything from LA, from the Dodgers to the Lakers to Hollywood and to all the piece of shit liberals who infest the city. But I hated the Dodgers from a young age. I remember a whole other generation of Dodgers. Yeager, Garvey, Lopes, Russell, Cey, Monday, Guerrero, Neidenfeuhr, Valenzuela and so on. Barf city. One of my fondest childhood memories was the Yankees flame throwing closer beaming Dodgers Ron Cey right in the head in the World Series, knocking him out cold. Tough luck for "The Penguin" One of the lamest nick names of all time.
Alrighty, I'm done flaming the Shit Head Dodgers and their incompetent boob manager and their traitor bench coach Don "Never Won a World Series or Even Made it to One" Mattingly". As I bow out, a final tribute for the fallen pricks from LA.
