I received word late this afternoon that our friend Limittest is in Massachusettes General Hospital. He was feeding a horse this afternoon and the horse became hostile and proceeded to bite of the cock and balls of Limittest. Currently he is in surgery and the doctors say he has a 90% of living but only a 10% chance of regaining any usage of his package. While being brought in to the hospital, Limittest was yelling to reporters "You better fix me, I have never gotten to fuck Susan yet". We'll see what happens. As I can attest to, bad breaks happen.
For the first time ever, Susan did not fly into a hideous rage when the Yankees lost an important game last night. She didn't even break a remote control, cuss, flip the TV off or anything. When Phillies 2bman Chase Utley hit the HR in the 3rd inning to make it 1-0 Philly, she simply turned the TV off and said the game was over. She was right. I'll take it a step further, this entire series are over. The Yanks look as uninterested and dead as they did under Joe Torre. Maybe Jen, Shannon and Bonita are enough of a detourent to her that she won't do these things anymore.
Well, now it's time to continue the theme of classic actresses. But first I will share in my utter humiliation that these girls have cooked up for me. Once a week, my chastity belt is removed for a couple hours and I am allowed to edge myself, w/o cumming of course. However instead of looking at Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Garner, Alexa VonTess or Kendra James, I am forced to look at the following picture of Susan Boyle.
How disgusting is that?
On to the classics...
Grace Kelly
Judy Garland
Janet Leigh
Mary Tyler Moore
Sophia Loren
I don't know about you but I'd love to take a journey back in time and get a huge whiff of Sophia Loren's soles! :P :P :P
