I too like Mike

My opinion changes daily on this one.  Who is the best candidate for the GOP to nominate in 2012?  Never before will it be so vitally important to defeat a sitting president. We already see what just a year and a half has done to this nation.  Imagine it in four.  Even more unthinkable, imagine eight years of this man child. 

Whatever room he enters, Barack Obama is the least qualified person to lead this country.  The presidency is serious business and we not only have a profoundly unqualified man in the position but an unparalleled one in utter stupidity.  Staying a float for four years might not be possible under this regime but we'll have to somehow make do.  All the while Obama continues to wage war on prosperity, the private sector and individual freedom. 

So in choosing our nominee in 2012 we can afford no mistakes.  We can't have another Bob Dole or John McCain disaster.  So let's handicap the field a little.

Sarah Palin - I love what she says and what she stands for but let's get real, she has as much of a chance to win the presidency as I do.  Do us a favor Sarah and do not run.

Mitt Romney - Looks and sounds more presidential than anyone on either side, is super smart and is the former Governor of a large state.  But two major strikes against him are his religion, (Mormon) and he passed his own version of universal health care in Massachusetts. 

Newt Gingrich -  I've always loved Newt and he'd make a great president I have no doubt.  By far and away the most intellectual Republican I've ever seen.  A true historian and the architect of the 1994 GOP take over of congress during the Clinton years.  But he is an extremely polarizing figure, he's getting old and he appeared in a commercial about Globull Warming with Nancy Pelosi. His initial acceptance of Obama as president was pretty unforgivable too.

Ron Paul - some good ideas but he's old as dirt and a total kook.  Plus his followers are way too cult like.

Rick Perry - current Governor of Texas.  Best looking man ever in politics and would make a great president.  As of now I see no downside except he might be unknown to most Americans.

John McCain -  I've heard rumors he might run again though he insists not.  Gimme a break, he's a joke and a loser.

Haley Barbour - Gov of Mississippi and former head of the GOP.  I like him a lot but I think he lacks the pizazz to win.

Jeb Bush - no indication that he'll run but he'd sweep the south and probably win most if not all of W's red states.  Could suffer from his brother's unfounded unpopularity.  Seems a bit too moderate on a lot of issues. 

Tim Pawlenty - would make a great Veep but looks way too wimpy for the Presidency.  Face it, looks matter. 

Bobby Jindal - see Tim Pawlenty.


So that brings me to who just might be the most electable Republican, Mike Huckabee.  He's a former Governor which is always a huge plus.  He's a Southern Baptist Minister which is even more awesome.  He's also well known because of his run in 2008.  Rush doesn't seem to like him for some reason but I can't figure out why.  I think he'd be great.  Here's a couple nice vids on Mike!

Andrea

Celeb feet Sat. 24th

Good afternoon,

For the non members of the T&D Queens, Kirstie has been a guest in my home the past few days because Debra was on a business trip. She came here with high hopes that I'd give her an orgasm but left denied. Why she thought that I of all people would grant her an orgasm is kind of funny.

Did she forget that I'm the one who made Susan go a year without a couple years back? Did she forget that when Mistress Jackie asked me to decide Kristna's fate that I made her go almost a year and a half without? Did she forget that currently Susan has been without since last June and though the decision rests with Shannon as to when Susan can cum, I could end it if I so choose but will not? Did she forget that after being a sub for 8 months and not being allowed to cum that I decided to deny myself for four more months after becoming a Domme again just to make it a whole year? Silly little red head, no orgasm for you Kirstie. ROFL

So Debra has picked up Kirstie and Shannon took Susan this morning back to her place to "do some chores" around there. Jen got called to work today so I'm home alone. Just me and my computer and a whole lot of kinky websites. Oh and my own horny pussy. If only I could cum. But it won't be long.

I'm kind of afraid to go outside much this weekend because the weather is in the 80s and that could spell trouble for my MS. I thought an attack was coming a few days ago but it has yet to materialize. My legs still hurt a lot and so do my hands but thank God there has been no loss of function or anything like that yet.

Not knowing from day to day what could happen is the worst part. I know I could feel great today and be confined to bed the next day with any number of possibilities. I'm just glad that I don't appear to have the progressive MS that would lead to total disability some day and am thankful for the past several months of perfect health.

I'm still very thankful that I have had the honor of being the ADM of the Tease and Denial Queens blog. I never thought I'd get elected and I realize the fact that the field of candidates was small last time and that Bonita didn't run for re-election benefited me greatly. But I won and it's a job I hope to never have to give up. I love running it! It makes me feel so good and important.

Even though she won't admit it, I know it's a bitter pill for Susan to swallow that I get to run the blog and not her. She hasn't been fuming about it around here like she did with other ADMS but that's because she doesn't want to upset me. Deep down I know she still wants it in the worst way but the story doesn't change, unless she wins an election she can be nothing more than an author just like everyone else besides me, Bonita or Melanie.

I am putting a poll on this blog to gauge how others feel about my chances at re-election. Please take a moment to vote on whether or not you feel I will win a second term. Be honest too, you don't have to say yes just to be nice. The poll means nothing, just a snap shot of a future election.

Last night I subscribed to a tease and denial site. Hold on to your hat though, it's mainly a male tease and denial site. But they do have female denial there now too. It's the TeasingVideo.com site that's been discussed on Tantalism.org in the past.

I was a member once and decided to resubscribe because of the return of one of the models there, Megan. She's simply the best teaser ever hands down. She's also the hottest woman maybe anywhere and has tits to die for. I'd love to see her as the teasee one of these days!

As you know however, I have done a total 180 on male denial and it's now something I really enjoy and even allow on my T&D Queens blog. And there's some great male denial on there too, especially the clips of Megan or Karmella doing the teasing. Both are so hot! And now there's some female t&d on there too with Dia Zerva and Sarah Blake.

One last thing for today. For those of you looking for ways to make some extra money during the Obama regime, I have just one thing to say. Craigslist. I started selling stuff on there just over two weeks ago and so far have made $835. It's quick and easy and kind of fun.

Now for some juicy feet!

Andrea

1. Tyra Banks (owner of the Milwaukee Bucks)
2. Alicia Keys (singer)
3. Heidi Range(singer, song writer)
4. Nicole Kidman (was arrested today for the murder of her former husband, Tom Cruise)
5. Heather Graham (sister of Nonsequitur)

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Thursday April 22, 2010

Hello,

Not much commentary today, just a look at some more sexy celeb female feet.

Heidi Montag

Jessica Simpson

Jennifer Connelly Jones

Adrienne Frantz

Kim Kardashian

Celebrity feet update 4/21

Hello,

We were all up late watching the Yankees and A's.  Yankees pitcher Philip Hughes took a no hitter late into the game but didn't get it.  And yes, there was some profanity coming out of Susan's mouth when Eric Chavez broke it up with one out in the 8th.  She's such a potty mouth.

Kirstie has been here a couple days now and I'm keeping her in line until Mistress Debra gets back from her trip.  She came here with high hopes of getting an orgasm.  She'll leave mighty disappointed because she won't get one.  Jen and I tied and tickled her earlier tonight and I think Jen enjoyed it very much.  I like Debra but my secret wish is that Jen and Kirstie will get back together again.  So I guess it's not a secret now.  But if they did get back together Jen might move out and I'd be very sad.  I love having my life long best friend and sometimes lover/Domme live with me. : )

I must have had too much caffeine today because I'm having heart palpitations galore tonight and I hate it.  I think I'll have to take an Inderal before bed.  My legs hurt like hell tonight too so it's possible an MS attack is eminent.  If it happens, I'll try to remain as active as possible but I might need more help from my assistants on this and the other blog. 

Andrea

PS - Yes George, I've missed you since Jan. 20th 2009 12:01 PM

Halle Berry

Hilary Swank

Hayden Panettiere

Alicia Silverfish

Anne Heche

The whole truth

I received this email from my mother today.  Lauren from Australia once told me she didn't understand American politics and I tried to explain it best I could.  But this does it much better.

Susan


Which side of the fence




If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great

test!



Lot of truth here:



If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his

situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.



If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)



If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for

it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.



If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a

good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".



Well, I forwarded it.





















































--

Keep A Sense Of Humor Dano

My new love

As you know I love cherry stuff.  (See new avatar).  But now I've fallen in love once again.  This time with Kelloggs Nutra Grain Bars.  Cherry is my absolute favorite but other flavors are good too, like Mixed Berry.  I could live off the cherry bars though. :P

Celeb feet update and a rant

Hello,

As Mistress Andrea announced on the other blog today, I am back on both blogs.  I truly wish I could say I'm excited to be back but I'm just not.  During my time away I didn't miss the blogs at all.  But Nonsequitur, Joyce Marie, Elephant Man and most importantly Andrea wanted me to return so I did.  I don't plan on being a major contributor on this blog or the T&D Queens.  I'll simply update when I have something to rant about or whatever.

Actually very little makes me happy these days.  Maybe it's depression or maybe just a total burnout on everything life has to offer but it's just the way I feel.  The orgasm denial and bondage stuff is boring to me.  Sports suck and I don't even watch anymore.  Politics is a total joke and a mere reflection on how utterly pathetic society has become.

I'm glad Barack Ohitler is now as wildly unpopular as he is but I don't feel one bit of pity for anyone that's lost their jobs, seen their taxes go through the roof or lose their personal freedoms that voted for this terrorist.  Nor will I feel sorry for them when they lose their personal doctors and see their insurance premiums go absolutely through the roof in the next few years when Hitler's health care plan really takes effect.  Actually I don't feel the least bit bad for anyone in this country.  We, as a nation shit all over an honorable man like George W. Bush and let our collective minds become so totally poisoned by the liberal media that we let this happen to ourselves. 

You get what you deserve and we surely are getting it.  When we become a third world country we need not look any further than the spring and summer of 2008 when we let ourselves be hypnotized by the Son of Satan, Barack Hussein Hitler.  We failed to learn from Germany's history and we let it happen to ourselves.  And if some little naive twat that used to be part of these blogs from Germany still doesn't see the Obama-Hitler connection she really needs to shake herself. 





I just shake my head when I'm driving around and see some ignorant jackass driving around with an Obama bumper sticker.  To be fooled by him as a candidate is one thing bit you STILL fucking display loyalty to the dictator?  You might as well drive around with a bumper sticker that reads "I love Satan".  Is there a more despicable human being on earth than Obama?  If indeed he's human. Let's not forget about the possible Anti Christ side of the story. 

And don't think for a minute I'm here pimping the Grand Old Party either.  Far from it.  While the Republicans should be commended for the unanimous opposition to the health bill, they're hardly looking like a party that can lead us out of this mess.  Yes, they'll pick up umpteen seats in November and could well win control of both houses of congress but where the hell is the fucking leadership??????????  In 93 and 94 when Clinton and his accomplices in congress were trying to hijack the country to resemble the old USSR, Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole and many others were loud and proud in not only their opposition but also in their own ideas, a la the Contract With America that led them to a landslide win in Nov. of 1994.  The GOP will win many seats this November but simply by default and in opposition to the War on Americans that Obama, Reid and Pelosi have waged the past two years.  It won't be because they defined themselves with constructive ideas on how to fix it.

The real leaders in our movement continue to be the unelected.  Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Dick Cheney and conservative bloggers.  While John Boehner and Eric Cantor have stood up for what is right, most on our side continue to drag their asses.  It's terribly frustrating.

As for sports, I'm also to the "who gives a shit" point.  I honestly don't even watch anymore.  I totally agree with Andrea's post about the punk rapist from the Steelers.  Charges were not filed because he's a Steeler and don't fool yourself into thinking otherwise.  Sure, he might get a short suspension but that beats 20-30 years in the hole any day of the week, which is exactly what he deserves.  And yes Nonsequitur, Kobe was surely guilty himself.  He plays for the Sons of the NBA, the Los Angeles Lakers.  Had he been a Portland Trailblazer at the time he'd be in prison at this very moment.

Sports have become as dirty as liberal politics and less entertaining.  I will not even root for my Celtics in the playoffs.  They played like total shit all year.  While most everyone blamed it on "injuries" and "age" I called it exactly what it was, a total lack of heart by a bunch of assholes who got big heads after winning one NBA title in 2008.  17 losses at HOME in one season is unforgivable and they deserve nothing more than a total ass kicking in round 1 by the Miami Heat.

The Yankees are off to a nice start but some of their off season moves made no sense and wreaked of penny pinching.  They let Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui get away and signed Nick "The Prick" Johnson to be the ever day DH?  Are you fucking kidding?  I was thrilled shitless after the 04 season when we shipped Johnson's fat ass out and now he's back.  Oh and BIG shock he's hitting a robust .176 with one whole home run.  Shawwwwwwwking.  And also getting Javier "Scared Shitless to Pitch in the Bronx" Vasquez back trading him after the 04 season also.  This douche has pitched well everywhere but obviously doesn't have the balls to pitch for the Yankees. Get rid of this worthless sack of shit while it's still early.

As for the NFL. I say fuck that fucking league.  The National Fixed League.  I'll still root for the Patriots and Dolphins and for any team playing the Raiders, Colts or Steelers.  I was also amused to see my former team, the Denver Donkeys continue to self implode by trading away their best player Brandon Marshall.  Just a year after trading away young franchise QB Jay Cutler.  I wish Denver nothing but the worst.  They truly are most deserving of it.

I could go on and on with more rants but I'm sleepy as hell.  (It's currently 11:37PM)  Besides who actually made it to the end of this endless diatribe anyway?  I'm sure it's full of spelling errors but who gives a shit, we'll all be lucky to be alive in a few years anyway and nobody will even remember.

Susan

PS - piss on the celeb feet part of the update.  As I said, it's late and my biggest fan doesn't care about feet any way. 

Only in Pittsburgh

Not a real long commentary here but only here to state the obvious.  Charges will not be pressed against two time rapist Ben Roethlisberger.  Wow, what a shock.  Let me ask you a question.  If this prick was the QB for the Oakland Raiders would charges have been filed?  How about if he was a Chicago Bear?  Yes and yes. Ditto for every single other team in the league.

But he's not a Raider or a Bear he's a fucking Steeler so nothing will happen.  If you play for the Sons of the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers you can get away with rape both on and off the field apparently.  Do you honestly think if Plaxico Burress would have still been a Steeler he would have gone to prison for bringing that gun into a night club?  Of course he wouldn't.

Let's not forget the Steelers have had two recent Super Bowls totally fixed by the NFL for them to win.  Just ask the folks in Arizona or Seattle about that.  I knew from the get go nothing was going to happen to Ben.  This is the second time in a year he's possibly raped a woman and he doesn't even go to trial.  It must be nice to be a Steeler.

Celeb feet update Sunday 4/11/10

Good evening,

It's raining! It's windy!  It's a beeeaaaaauuuuuutiful day! 

I was really happy to see Phil Mickelson win the Masters today.  For so many reasons too.  It was great to see an American win the most important golf tournament in the world and even better a white American.  Us whites have taken it in the ass in the last couple years but we're on our way back.

Then you have the story of Amy Mickelson, Phil's wife who has breast cancer.  It was so great to see him embracing her and crying after he won.  What a contrast to his playboy rival Tiger Woods who can't keep his black snake in his pants.  And then there was Phil's mom Mary who also has breast cancer.  All the fucking media could do all week was talk about how the Philanderer could put his personal life aside and concentrate on golf.  Phil was the one with real life issues NOT brought on by hisself and he went out and kicked everyones ass.  The real class act is the one who prevailed today and I couldn't be happier.

Andrea

Rebecca Romijn

Helen Hunt

Natalie Portman

Hillary Duff

Heidi Klum

Amanda Peet

Fran Drescher

Gemma Atkinson

Love my Crocs!

This is what I feel like when I get home from work!

Celebrity feet update Sat. 4/10

Good morning,

For those waiting for Mistress Jen's update on the T&D Queens, it might be a while.  She got up this morning and got a migraine and took one of her pills and went back to bed.  If she's unable to do the update later either Shannon or I will do it.

I am in Heaven today!  The wind is howling outside and it's very cool.  The sun is out so that sucks but we're supposed to go back into the FIFTIES by early next week and maybe get some much needed rain.  I love it!

Just a few more weeks until I can finally start having orgasms again.  At the end of April, it'll make one year since my last one and needless to say I'm looking forward to putting that behind me.  I know I could go even longer but I'm not going to.  

The past year has had some very difficult times to make it through without cumming and there have been times like last summer and fall when my MS was awful that I didn't feel the urge nearly as much.  But the MS has been dormant mostly all winter and the urge has been great.

The urge was never more so yesterday when the new Demi Moore sole shot appeared around the Internet.  (See new header pic)!  I have to say that that picture is the best celeb feet pic I've ever seen.  I absolutely hated to have to take Halle's picture down but this new one of Demi is stunning.  But I do need to keep fresh pictures of there so it may be gone before you know it.  I see the frump is still up on some other blog.  heeheehee

Now for some pics!

Andrea

 Ali Landry (garbage truck driver)

Halle Berry (actress, wife of John McCain)

Kelly Clarkson doing what she does best, singing barefoot at a concert!

 Nicole Kidman (African American pole dancer)

Edyta Herbus (nephew of Nonsequitur)

Now here is a short clip of some foot scenes with my current number one foot girl Natalie Portman from my second favorite movie ever, Where the Heart is.

Yes it has

Here's a recent post from someone over at Tantalism.org


 Deceased?


Submitted by Delayer on Fri, 04/09/2010 - 02:58.

lounge room

Seems this site has died.

Does anyone visit here with purpose?

~D


I'll go ahead and answer this for you Delayer.  Yes, Tantalism.org is dead.  And it wasn't a recent death.  The once great site died in July of 2007 after the departure of my sub and girl friend Susan. There were a few worthless fucking scum bags on the site that always complained that Susan and my posts were too controversial or dramatic. 

There were two assholes in particular, Mongojerry and Wood that eventually talked enough shit to run Susan off for good.  Two that had relatively nothing of significance to add to the site themselves thought the place would be better without her.  How's that working out for you?

Susan was easily the best writer and most popular member ever on that site.  From 04-07 she WAS the site.  Instead of banning the trolls that discouraged her, Reynard did nothing about it and Susan left for good.  The site has sucked major shit since.  Reynard himself seems to have abandoned the sinking ship and who can blame him.

Perhaps some of the readers didn't enjoy real life accounts but rather prefer complete make believe bullshit like 99% of the "posts" on that site.  Again, how's that working out for you? 

I don't mean to sound braggadocious  but the truth is the truth.  When Susan was regularly posting on that site, the place was hopping.  The chat room was always packed in those days, many of them hoping to get to chat with Susan.  A few even called her a celebrity. 

But the two trolls wouldn't shut their holes and not enough people came to Susan's defense.  So she packed up and left, starting her own blog and took some of her closest friends with her like Melanie, Jody, Kirstie, Jen, and myself.  Ever since Tantalism isn't even a shell of it's former self. It would be fitting if it just closed down.

This is not just directed at that site though.  For whatever reason, female orgasm denial seems to attract dead ass readers.  A lot of us used to post accounts of our own orgasm denial experiences on these blogs only to be met with mostly silence.  So most of us rarely discuss it any more and then we get accused of not posting about it enough.

Tantalism.org IS dead but could be totally revitalized in one day if Susan returned.  But she won't and nor should she.  Nor does it appear she'll ever return to these blogs that she left several weeks ago.  Such a shame.

Andrea

Dick York vs. Dick Sargent

Hello,

So TVLand has been showing Bewitched a lot on recent months.  While I'm certainly not a child of the 60s, I have always loved this show.  If I were a witch like Sammantha Stevens, I would surely turn myself invisible so I could go around sniffing any woman's feet I wanted.  And I think I'd begin with Linsday Lohan.

But all the fantasy aside, one debate has raged for years over which Darren was better.  The original Darren, (Dick York) was on the first 5 or 6 seasons before leaving with back trouble.  He was replaced with another Dick, Dick Sargent.

I have to say that I've asked the big question to every Bewitched fan I know and to this day every single one of them says they liked York much better.  I'm going against the grain on this one and I say I like Dick Sargent MUCH better.  Yes, I know Sargent was the rectum rammer in real life but to me it was York who sounded like one on the show.

I HATED York's whiney voice.  Plus he was quite a bit shorter than Sargent and I'm not fond of short guys.  (Sorry Joyce, no offense towards your former hubby PeeWee Johnson).  In case you did not know, Joyce Marie married at an early age to a midget.  Anyway, I thought Dick Sargent was the better looking guy and the better actor, even though he apparently couldn't keep his dick out of other men's asses.

Just my two cents and I know I'm probably alone in this opinion.

Andrea

Celeb feet update 4/6/2010

Good afternoon,

I am home for lunch and to update two blogs.  I just noticed that Keena the bully has totally redone the Word Press blog today.  Long story short, both of us are ADMS over there and neither can remove the other from power.  I changed the looks and title of the blog when she was away on her honeymoon and she got pissed off and now changed it to her liking. 

This is why I did not add her to this blog or make her an assistant ADM on the T&D Queens.  She is very power hungry and will stop at nothing to get her way. I don't really have the will to fight her over that blog, plus she ranks higher than me as a Mistress so I guess I'll have to accept it.  I thought I had the blog looking nice though.

Well, the Puke Blue Devils won the national championship last night in basketball.  Whatever.  Just like the Indianapolis Dolts always do in the playoffs, Puke had the easiest possible path to the title.  They weren't the best team in the nation and probably not even in the top five.  But in a single elimination tournament the best team rarely wins.  Rack up another title for the human rat, Coach K.

Andrea

Majandra Delfino

Loni Anderson

Liza Minnelli

Lindsay Lohan

Kate Bosworth

My first celebrity feet update

Hi,

I'm new to this blog but not new to most of you reading this. I'm the little red head girl Kirstie. The poor girl who's come so close to being the ADM of the Tease and Denial Queens but has never reached the plateau. The poor girl who rarely gets to cum and often winds up being tickled to death instead.

So was tonight any different? Of course not. Mistress Debra and I spent the evening with Mz. Dana. We went to the Elephant Bar for dinner and then they spent the rest of the night putting me through hell.

I was tied in so many different ways and tortured in just as many. And did I mention I was tickled? God was I tickled. They'd bring me within a second or two of an orgasm and then bring me crashing back down to earth with insane full body tickle torture. You'd think just for once they'd take pity on me and allow me some sexual relief but no such luck. I think I got to cum more often when Mistress Jen was my Domme.

Did those two get to cum tonight? Yes and yes. They made me give each of them several orgasms after bringing me to the brink so many times. That's tough to do. I kind of got an attitude after I realized the games were over and I really wasn't going to cum so Mistress Debra put me on no touch for five days. :-(

I mentioned this is my first celebrity feet update. This doesn't mean I don't like feet but I've never updated on them. I'm more into feet when I'm the Domme. Being a red head with very pale skin, my feet tend to get rather sweaty so I like making whoever my sub is lick them clean for me.

Of course as a Domme I love tickling helpless feet. On Susan's feet I like to draw pictures on her soles with a ball point pen. It sends her into a frenzy every time. I like to tickle them with a hair brush also.

I also very much like to torture helpless feet. Maybe with a hair dryer, maybe with needles, maybe with rubber bands, and certainly with a bastinado. Pain is what I enjoy dishing out more than anything and bare feet are a great target.

Here are the five women for my first update :

1. Sweta Keswani (Indian actress) maybe by posting a beautiful Indian girl it will help get Keena off my ass every time she sees me.

2. Sarah Michelle Gellar (former actress and currently a house wife to Nonsequitur)

3. Beyonce Knowles (singer who has been labeled by Susan as a "no talent hack") I'd pretty much have to agree.

4. Gwyneth Paltrow ( actress and mother of Bone 251)

5. Alyssa Milano (porn star who has appeared in Penthouse Magazine a record 239 times since turning 18)