Oh my GOD, Dita Von Teese at her best. :P :P :P

 Praise the Lord for women like this.  Video quality not the greatest but still, OMG.

Merry Christmas to...

Nonsequitur!  I just want to say, you're the only reason we keep the blog going anymore.  Participation and feedback has dwindled to an all time low on all of the blogs.  I even looked over on Tantalism and it's like a deserted island over there too.  Pathetic.  Susan and I just want to say that we really, truly appreciate your interest in our blogs and for your friendship and wanted to make it public instead of a private email.  Though nobody can ever replace the late Rapid in our hearts, you are the closest thing to him, a friend with unchallenged loyalty.  Even though you do not vote for me for ADM, I have a feeling you would if Susan wasn't running.  But I would vote for you for one thing, my best internet friend.  Thank you and have a Merry Christmas.

Andrea

Wednesday update 12/23/09

Good evening,

It is very cold here tonight and is supposed to get in the 20s.  So I am very happy about that.  I wish it would get below zero.  Despite the frosty forecast, I plan on going on a 2 mile run at 6pm while Susan is watching the Incredible Hulk.  I kid you not, she watched that old show every night faithfully and if she's unable to she records it on the DVR.  I wanted to record something today and found out we were using 91% of capacity on the DVR.  Hmm, let's see...

A Yankees World Series game
several Hulk episodes
Me, Myself and Irene with Renee Zellweger
several Andy Griffith episodes
A Celtics game
George W Bush's farewell speech

I wonder who recorded all this stuff and refuses to erase them?  Could it be Susan?  She's like a pack rat when it comes to saving recorded stuff.  So guess what I did?  Remember when she deleted my old Xanga Blog?  Well, you guessed it, I paid her back and erased everything she had recorded, except of course the Bush speech, which I love.  She's not home from work yet but when she does she'll be PISSED!!!! LOL  Oh well.

I received an utterly disgusting package in the mail today from Nonsequitur.  It was an envelope full of his own pubic hair and some dried up semen.  A simple message of "Merry Christmas bitch, have a taste of a real man" accompanied the envelope.  I'm not sure what I did to deserve this but oh well.

I have to kind of chuckle about Miss Melanie's post yesterday.  She feels so bad that people bad mouthed her.  Well, she's done the same to Susan many times before and she should know all of us girls are cut throat and will step over each others dead bodies to win these ADM elections.  Take it from someone who amassed a whole ZERO votes.  Not even Joyce Marie or Nonsequitur voted for me.  And what about the Elephant Man who claims I'm his favorite poster ever?  Sheesh.

Below is a license plate frame I put on my car today!  I wanted a Lakers one but I didn't think the purple and gold would look good on my bright red car.  

 

Rebecca Loos

Julia Roberts

Lindsay Lohan

Nicole Richie

Pink

Three announcements

Hello,


Announcement 1 : I am not pregnant.
Announcement 2: Some of you might remember that I had a Xanga Blog until Susan deleted early in 2009. Now that I'm in charge again I have created a new Xanga blog, which will serve mainly as a back up for this one.  I also have an extended profile on Xanga.  Please bookmark this URL:  http://altimaandrea.xanga.com/

Announcement 3:  After a couple days of technical issues, Miss Melanie has the Tease and Denial Queens back up ad running.  If you are a member there, check your Blogger dashboard and you should be ready to roll.  Sadly for Melanie, it will be one of her last acts as ADM because she has lost the election to Staci, the ADM Elect.

Andrea

So upset

Right now I am so upset about the death of Brittany Murphy that I can barely function.  If it turns out to be drugs, then I take it all back but for a good, young woman to be taken down at 32 makes me sick.  You get truly evil despicable fucks like Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Harry Reid that do nothing but cause evil that TRULY deserve to die but someone like Brittany Murphy dies instead. By all accounts, a sweet, kind Christian woman.  Yes, she was one of the many who I lusted after her feet but that's not why I'm upset.  I never question God's will and still don't.  I accept that my life has been basically ruined with MS.  But this news today has hit me like a ton of bricks.  Susan and I own nearly every movie Brittany Murphy ever made.  She was a wonderful person and will be missed.  May God bless her eternal soul and I pray that she is in Heaven right now.  I wouldn't mind joining her to get away from this ever increasingly wretched society we find ourselves in. 

Andrea

Rest in peace, beautiful Brittany. :-(

A fresh start

Hello,

I am happy to announce that I'm finally back in charge of a blog.  As I earlier announced when I became Susan's Domme once again, I have taken over this blog.  It is now totally run by me and Jen.  Mostly me though. ;)  I am hoping to show that I can run a blog effectively and maybe get some support in the next ADM election on the Tease and Denial Queens.  Zero votes was humiliating.  Speaking of humiliating, that's just what's happening to Miss Melanie in the General Election against Staci.  Obviously we'll be getting a new yet unproven ADM.  I've yet to vote but I well may vote for Staci too.

Susan is still a member of this blog but is only an author now.  Naturally since she makes it so known that it distresses her not to have a blog to run, that's something I will inflict on her.  I'm sure she didn't think I'd be a nice Domme because I never have been.  I'm quite the heartless fucking bitch when I'm in charge and unless Susan ever wins back the Queens blog, she'll remain without a blog to call her own. I will not allow her to start another.

I'm still an ADM on the private Word Press blog but so is Keena.  I tried to take away her ADM rights but I can't.  Nor can she take away mine.  So we're co-ADMS but as you know she's relentless in her own pursuit of control and I'll have a near impossible task of getting things my way over there.  She just doesn't relent and I don't want to be in constant competition with her.  I know she's a good ADM and would likely win if we put it to a vote but no vote is planned. 

I was hoping to spend the weekend tormenting Susan in various ways but Bonita summoned her to her place for the entire weekend.  One thing I left in place when I took over is that Bonita is still totally in charge of when Susan next cums.  So she pretty much has to jump when Bonita calls.

I've been trying to stay busy lately.  I have been playing softball again despite my health condition.  I'm no longer a starter on the team and rarely get to play but it's fun to be with my friends again.  I often get to pinch run because I run pretty fast.  I'm hoping to get to play more though.  I used to be one of the best players on the team.

My MS is as always up and down.  I'm almost always light headed lately which causes some nausea.  I also lost control of my bladder again at work which was really embarrassing when I peed my pants.  But my muscles have worked well lately. My strength is good and I haven't had fatigue which is great news.  Overall  Ican't complain at all.  It could be so much worse.

As you have no doubt noticed, there is a new look on the blog to reflect ownership.  You now see LA Laker and Dodger stuff on the sidebar.  I left the stupid Yankees banner only because it's Mistress Jen's team.  Gone is the stupid Celtics, Canadiens and Huskers shit that Susan had up.   I also left up the Mitt Romney pictures.  All three of us support him for president in 2012.  It's time to get a white male back in the White House like it should be.  Also gone is the Paris Hilton and Renee Zellweger pictures, two of Susan's crushes.  The woman in the header pic is Bai Ling, showing her exquisite feet.  The header pic will change from time to time like Nonsequitur's blog does.

Holy shit!  I just checked the voting and Miss Melanie has lost a vote and Staci gained three more since I started this post.  It currently stands at 12-1 for Staci.  I think I'll go vote for Staci too after I'm done here.  Poor Miss Melanie.  She'll be out of a job soon.  *giggles*  This has to be the biggest slap in the face ever for her, getting crushed by her arch enemy.  *giggles harder*  Now you know how I felt Mel!

To christen the new blog ownership, I will now post some sexy celeb feet pictures.  Unlike Susan, I will post women of all races and maybe even some nudity once in a while.  

Enjoy!

Andrea

Rachael Weisz

Eve Jeffers

Elizabeth Taylor

Mariah Carey

Pamela Anderson

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She wanted to hook up with someone hot and we told that we'd find the right dude for her! Ely he works at a restaurant. He's probably a busser or a dishwasher, because that guy has a smile that looks like it got hit by a Mack truck and fixed a blind, deaf monkey with only two working fingers. I mean seriously! It's busted! Obama can't get healthcare going fast enough to save this guys ugly grill. Luckily for him, that doesn't phase Carmella. She just wants to know if her date has a big cock - if he does, she's satisfied! So let's see how these two do together...

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Take notice, I'm back

Hello,

As of this very second, I'm back.  I can see what Susan wants from me and I haven't delivered lately but that's going to change.  I've been wallowing in self pity for far too long and using my illness as an excuse not to be in charge but that's also going to change. 

The tipping point came when people are trying to silence me and Susan and our opinions on race and other things.  Especially on the private Word Press blog where Keena threatened to kick us off the blog if we continued what we are doing.  Keena could never get rid of me as an ADM there because of the way Word Press is set up.  But I can get rid of her as ADM and I have.  She's still on that blog because I think she's a hell of an author but I will now run that blog, as well as this one and hopefully the T&D Queens too.

As for Susan, I hereby lift the sanctions on her on this and the private blog.  She can post what she wants and when she wants.  However, I am going to make her live up to her Bonita obligation next year.  No orgasm until she satisfies Bonita's demands of 100 orgasms.  I'll also continue to send her to various places for further punishment, especially when I am not feeling up to doing it myself.

As for me, I will refrain from orgasm until January 1st, then I'll cum my head off.  My submission to Jen however ends immediately.  I'll keep the screen name of Andrea instead of reverting back to Mistress Andrea.  I'll also not allow Susan to marry Nonsequitur.

Andrea

Sandra Bullock

Ashley Jones

Alexa Von Tess

Brooke Shields

Estella Warren

Tuesday update Dec 1

Hello,

Sick again, this time with flu like symptoms.  It could be from the steroids I just finished taking for the MS.  I've been in the constant state of nausea for days now. 

Susan and I both had really shitty weekends.  I had to stay with Keena all weekend and Susan with Bonita on Sat and Shique and Nicole on Sunday.  For a while Keena seemed to be cool and wasn't that rough on me but as the weekend went by it got worse.

She's really into nipple torture and I have very sensitive nipples.  She is just like Kirstie when she tortures nipples, she puts the clamps right on the very edge of the nipple, barely catching any meat and this is the most painful.  Then she likes to remove them only to put the clamps right back on the same exact spot moments later, causing unbearable pain.

She also teased the fuck out of me, bringing me to the edge so many times I lost track.  I begged her for mercy but received none.  Naturally I had to lick her to multiple orgasms. 

The worst part for me by far was Sunday when her boyfriend Khalid came over.  She made me give him a blow job and swallow his cum which was nothing short of awful. She hadn't let him cum in months and he came seemingly in gallons.  After it was over I nearly threw up.  Luckily for me it didn't take long to suck him off.

Later in the day she tied me spread eagle to her bed and let Khalid jerk off on my face while I was wearing a dental gag.  He sprayed his semen all over me and some went in my eyes, some in my nose and mouth.  She said next time I am there she might have Khalid fuck me, which is a horrifying thought.  

She also let him spank me by bending me over his knee.  This hurt like hell because he's a big strong guy.  He spanked my ass 100 times and made me count each one.  My ass is just now feeling a bit better.  Keena took a riding crop to my pussy and made me count 50 strokes.  My pussy burned like fire after that.

My overall feelings of Keena are that I still like her.  She's a lot younger than I am but we still click pretty well.  I'm not usually attracted to Indian women but she is a pretty girl.  She speaks in a heavy Arabic accent but is usually easy to understand.  Her feet are pretty good looking though she never wears any polish on her toes.  She's an extremely conservative dresser.

As for Susan, I'll let her tell you of her misfortunes if she chooses to but I'll say it was not a good weekend.  Shique and Nicole put her through a day of hell, punishing her for all her anti black comments she has made.  Nicole 's mother  is a dermetologist and somehow Nicole wound up with a can of liquid nitrogen, often used to freeze off warts.  This stuff is much stronger than the OTC brand.

They sprayed several spots on Susan's feet, toes and fingers which causes insane pain for the first 24 hours and then results in nasty blisters.  So needless to say Susan is wearing flip flops this week and is having a tough time typing anything.   They told her if she ever posts any racist comments again they'll spray her clit with this stuff. They are also making Susan write a long essay about civil rights and black people.  Also they told her that when she updates here for the next month, all she is allowed to post is pictures of black females.  Susan is not too happy about this.

On to some pictures...

Rebecca Romijn

Allison Mack

Fran Drescher

Anne Heche

Liv Tyler

Update Saturday 11/28

Hi,

I just wanted to say that everything has gone according to plan today. I dropped off Andrea with Keena at 9:30 this morning and told her I'd be back to pick her up Sunday night, probably late. She looked quite nervous. :P

I asked Bonita to call when Susan arrived after work today and she called around 3 saying Susan got there at 2:30 and that she already had her stripped and in a cage. I also talked to Shique this morning and she agreed to take Susan tomorrow.

So Shannon and I have the house all to ourselves all weekend. We have plans tonight to go out with Kirstie and Debra. That'll likely mean we all wind up either here or at their place and that we'll spend a few hours drinking and tormenting the hell out of Kirstie. Poor thing.

As you can see by my avatar, I have decided to throw my hat in the ring for ADM of the Tease and Denial Queens. In the past, I've run before but have never really taken it that serious. I plan to change that this time because I want the job badly. I feel like I can make a good leader and I hope if you are a member there that you'll think about voting for me.

Jen

Claire Goose

Bai Ling

Gwyneth Paltrow

Alyssa Milano and her dog Susan

Shannon Miller

Update 11/27

Hello,

On this blog, Andrea is red, Susan is blue so I need to choose a color too. I'm not into pink like a lot of these women so I chose Carolina blue. I like the North Carolina Tar Heels basketball team so this is my color.

I will do a celebrity feet update here and tomorrow I will do a kinky update on the Tease and Denial Queens blog as scheduled. I am glad to see my friend Shique is now part of that blog and has also contributed here with a comment.

She is a mutual friend of me and Shannon. Speaking of Shannon, we are kind of back on again. And just FYI, Shique is black and unlike the two women I live with I like black people. Shique has brought it to my attention that she'd like to spend some time teaching Susan some manners and I think it's a fine idea. I'd like for Shannon and I to have the whole house to ourselves this weekend so I have a plan. I'm sending Andrea to Keena's for the weekend and I'm sending Susan to Bonita's on Saturday and Shique's on Sunday if she can host her. If not she'll stay at Bonita's on Sunday. Susan is trying to kick the nosespray habit so I'm sure either of these women will not let her use any. (So I'm just helping Susan)

My plan for 2010 is to become more active on the blog scene. I think I can be a solid contributor and I have been lazy for too long. I have decided that on Jan 1st, I will assume the head ADM position on this blog. Also I will almost certainly run for ADM of the T&D Queens. I'd love to have the private Word Press blog back in my control but getting it away from Keena w/o elections will be fruitless to even attempt. I am also considering acquiring an online tease and denial slave, either male or female. If Shannon and I stay together we will likely be switching off from time to time so you just might see a reappearance by "SubJen" sometime soon.

Well, it's time to round up some raunchy pictures for my Saturday update on the other blog and pretty soon I'll have to break the bad news to Susan and Andrea that they will be spending the weekend apart from each other, both getting tormented.

Mistress Jen



Anna Nicole Smith

Venus Williams

Rosario Dawson

Alicia Keys

Rachael Hunter (lover of Joyce)

Update : Tuesday Nov 24th

Hello,

I stayed home from work today because of dizziness and an upset stomach.  I have a feeling neighbors are going to start thinking I'm a Democrat, as much as I don't work lately.  I'm actually feeling better so I might go in this afternoon and work.   A real Democrat wouldn't do that, obviously.  A real Democrat would've begged their pathetic ass into permanent disability long ago, if they even ever worked in the first place. 

We received more shocking news this morning.  Last night Nonsequitur burned down his mobile home.  Once again it was due to the Tennessee Titans.  Not because of a loss, they have actually been playing better lately.  This time it was because the Titans have turned the QB job over to Vince Young, a black man.  On the Word Press Blog I'd use a different description.  

Non was spotted late last night torching his home and wildly running around it waving his KKK and Confederate Flag shouting "NO COON QBS ON MY TITANS" over and over and over until you guessed it, he was arrested.  Honestly I can not blame him.  During the mid 90s when Tony Spade Banks was the QB for the Rams, I actually rooted for the team to lose. And they didn't disappoint.  There's only one black QB that has ever been good and that was Warren Moon.  Lest we forget, it's a thinking man's position. Therefore I have sent $5,000 to the Memphis jail to bail out Nonsequitur, even though it's obvious he likes Susan more than me. : /   But then again, who doesn't?


Let's get to some pictures and then I'm off to work.  Liberals, work is that big building us Republicans go to during the day to contribute to society and earn our own money unlike most of you fucking filthy wretches. You ought to try it sometimes.  Actually, don't.  We don't need you fucking up anything else in society.  So just do what you do best, sit on your worthless lazy fucking asses and suck Uncle Sam's nipple dry.


Mistress Andrea

 Nonsequitur's mobile home fire 11/23/09 20:33 HRS. 

Loni Anderson

Bai Ling

Britney Spears (sorry for the glimpse of the ugly man foot)

Michelle Obama

Kelly Clarkson

 

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Sunday update 11-22-09

Good morning,

The sun is out so I'm pissed.  What's new?  It still is looking like shorts and tee shirt on Thanksgiving as it's supposed to be around 65-70.  Global Warming in Central California?  Bet your ass on it.  Is it man made global warming?  Don't be stupid.

I have recovered from my fall at the store Friday night quite well.  I wasn't really hurt, just more embarrassing than anything.  Last night I went on a brisk 3 mile walk and felt great.  I figured my legs would be dead this morning but quite the contrary.  I've already been out Christmas shopping this morning and went to the Dollar Tree to get all my cards.  (2 for a buck).   Actually I am already finished Christmas shopping!

I'm not sure if Susan or I mentioned it but Mistress Jen is dead.  Thursday night while we were watching TV, a Lion came crashing through our living room window and mangled Jen to death.  It was a gruesome site but thank God the Lion didn't come after me or Susan.  This part of my post may or may not be true.

Today I plan on cleaning house and washing my car and then watching some football.   My Rams play the Cardinals later today but it won't be on TV here. : ( I don't want to see it anyway.  It'll just remind me of the franchise's biggest blunder ever, trading away Kurt Warner in the prime of his career.  In some ways I hope the Cardinals beat us and that Kurt throws for 5 TDS. 

I guess that wraps it up.  So now look at some pictures of female celeb feet and imagine how great it would be to smell each pair! :D

Andrea

Robin Tunney

Alyssa Milano

Glenn Close

Christina Applegate

Fearne Cotton